Friday, December 24, 2021

Top 10 Things To Say About A Holiday Gift You Don't Like

10. Hey! There's a gift.

9. Well, well, well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

7. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

6. Wow, I hope this never catches fire!

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this.




The Three Wise Women


 

Super useful page

This is one of my favourite sites. We'll use it in class, but do bookmark it if you want to practise on your own.

https://www.procon.org



Season Greetings


Dear all,

I just want to wish you all a very merry Christmas. I hope you have time to rest, to spend time with your family and friends and maybe even to read your English book.

Let's hope 2022 behaves itself and brings us joyful news instead of unrelenting viruses.

Lots of love,

MJ
 

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